(Congress Report) – ABC News and its most popular anchor, George Stephanopoulos, have officially reached a settlement with President-elect Donald Trump in the defamation lawsuit he filed against them, which resulted in the network forking over $15 million. You just know the higher-ups over at ABC are wailing and gnashing their teeth after having been called out on their lies against the incoming president. They are finally being held accountable for their actions and...

(Congress Report) – The return of President-elect Donald Trump to the White House next month means that his beautiful bride, Melania, will again be coming along for the journey as our First Lady. As the people of this country make it clear we are sick and tired of wokeness and want to see our nation return to honorable character traits that we all strive to embody, we see many of these with the Trumps....

(Congress Report) – New reports indicate that current FBI Director Christopher Wray is making preparations to resign from his position ahead of President-elect Donald Trump taking office in January. This is obviously a pre-emptive move because Trump has nominated Kash Patel to be Wray's replacement. Due to the fact that Wray helped Attorney General Merrick Garland transform the bureau and the Justice Department into a political weapon against the president-elect, it's a guarantee he...

(Congress Report) – President-elect Donald Trump is releasing a brand new fragrance line for men and women in order to commemorate his amazing, historic election victory this past November and, being the expert troll that he is, found a truly stupendous way to sell the product. He's using First Lady Jill Biden as a model. Of course, she didn't volunteer to do so. The ad features a viral photograph of the first lady and...

(Congress Report) – Just a few days before former President Donald Trump rolled back into Butler, Pennsylvania for a second rally in the city where he was almost assassinated this past July by Thomas Matthew Crooks, the 45th commander-in-chief of our nation revealed that he doesn't feel "safe" on the campaign trail. Given that he's had two attempts on his life by crazed liberals who have been brainwashed by dangerous rhetoric -- which progressives...

(Congress Report) – Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, a Democrat and the running mate of Vice President Kamala Harris, has once again been caught in an "exaggeration," which most of us normal folk would interpret as being a lie, in describing his journeys to China, new reports have revealed. An article published by, shockingly, CNN, stated that ever since 2014, Walz has made claims that he visited China back on June 4, 1989, when the...

(Congress Report) – Democratic Rep. Elissa Slotkin of Michigan had some very bad news for both Vice President Kamala Harris and Democrats who are supporting her for president, revealing that her numbers are now "underwater" in the crucial swing state. The tide continues to turn away from Harris in a number of battleground states all over the U.S., making Democrats very nervous about their chances of taking home a victory next month. Axios broke...

(Congress Report) – Saturday Night Live used to be the absolute pinnacle of satire and comedy. It was a program that had no sacred cows, willing to point out the ridiculousness of life, culture, and politics, regardless of party or affiliation. Unfortunately, that's not the case for the modern iteration. A good example is the extremely uncouth and downright vile skit SNL did to mock the assassination attempts made against former President Donald Trump....